Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

“Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!”

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Hello my name is Elfson I will be your creepy house guest for a few months.

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Wait. What do you mean "IF" they could talk.

I don't roll on Shabbos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPo9OBrIOi4

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#TheBigLebowski

<sigh>
"Should I just jump? Or just sit here?
<sigh>

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You told her you’re busy? I do nearly as much work as you, and I can’t move!

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'No, you can put me on the Authentic Empire Rolltop Secretary instead of the shelf, but that doesn’t change my name…it's "Phil".'

I can be bought, toss me a twenty and that raid on your Mom's purse never gets to Santa. Kapeesh?

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#iftheelfontheshelfcouldtalk They'd all be purchased by #Amazon to provide free telephone tech support.

You won’t name him but I know what I’d call that horse!

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Santa Claus owes me money for being his naughty and nice spy.

You'd better clear out your browsing history before Santa gets here

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#iftheelfontheshelfcouldtalk He'd be a snitch in the ditch.

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I have had too many botox injections

#IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #12DaysOfChristmas #HashtagGames Geez, that’s some potent mistletoe!

It was Christmas Eve, babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me
"Won't see another one"
And then he sang a song
'The Rare Old Mountain Dew'
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

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