Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
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Joined May 2023
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https://www.europesays.com/967440/ A few days ago, our soldiers destroyed another one relay cabinet, leading to a temporary halt in railway transportation and significant logistical issues in one of Moscow’s districts. #RussiaUkraineWar #Ukraine #UkraineWar
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England has ‘twice as many empty homes as families stuck in B&Bs’ https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/dec/24/england-empty-homes-families-temporary-accommodation?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other #Housing #Homeless
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Never.
When others tell them that Santa isn't real and then demand answers from you, what you tell them is that St. Nicholas was a Bishop in Turkey who became so legendary helping children in dire need that he got helpers and his team grew over the years.
The people who want kids to believe that they're Santa are actually the bishop's helpers and the kids you're talking to can be helpers too, when they give to other children less fortunate.
Santa isn't about kids getting presents--Santa is about helping & giving, not getting, and the joy of Santa's helpers is all the smiles they get when they give to a kid that needs it.
Tell your kids that Santa doesn't really deliver toys by flying his sleigh around the world in a flash. All the toys are delivered by all his helpers, and THAT is the real secret.
When it's time to talk to your kids about Santa, all you have to do is tell them the truth about Bishop Nicholas, the saint.
#HashtagGames
#SongsAboutHolidayFruitcake
I don't care what your name is--get your fruitcake off my roof!
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#SongsAboutHolidayFruitCake
He ain't heeeeeavy, he's my fruitcake.
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All I lost for Christmas was my two front teeth.
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Christ-mas fruitcake Christ-mas fruitcake. How green are all thy glace cherries
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Are you going to the Christmas fair
Fruitcake, mince, boiled custard, and nog
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Diarrhea's Coming To Town
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IF I had a Fruit Cake
I'd fruit cake in the mornin'
I'd fruit cake in the evenin'
All over this land
I'd fruit cake justice
I'd fruit cake out a warnin'
I'd fruit cake love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
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Maricchino the Red-Dyed Cherry
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The Cake Came Back
#SongsAboutHolidayFruitCake
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Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own
He had a yellow cake that wouldn't leave its home
He tried and he tried to give the cake away
He gave it to a man goin' far, far away
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“Yankee Doodle came to town
Riding on his pony
With a better recipe from Italy
And he called it Panettone.”
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Out Out
Throw it all out
These are the things
we can do without
come on
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It’s my fruitcake and I’ll cry if I want to
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Fruitcake Down - Beastie Boys
#HashtagGames
#SongsAboutHolidayFruitcake
🎵I'm gettin' fruitcake for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' fruitcake for Christmas
Cuz I ain't been nothin' but bad. 🎵
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#SongsAboutHolidayFruitcake
🎵I want a fruitcakepotamus for Christmas
Only a fruitcakepotamus will do
No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses
I only like fruitcakepotamuseses
And fruitcakepotamuses like me too! 🎵
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