Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
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AKA Poison Hemlock, and it most definitely is as aggressive as it is poisonous. I've seen Eastern Black Swallowtails lay eggs on it because it's in the Parsley family, but I've never seen caterpillars develop on it.
Schau mal @berndchen - ich habe endlich auch mal was Grünes gefunden! Invasiv und so giftig, dass er in der Antike zur Hinrichtung benutzt wurde: G...
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TIL: The Mothman is ripped!
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Oh shit...
Atlantic Ocean circulation nearing ‘devastating’ tipping point, study finds | Oceans | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/feb/09/atlantic-ocean-circulation-nearing-devastating-tipping-point-study-finds
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My last two interviewers said my book title as "Scientific" Americans. But it's "Scientifical" Americans - meaning people that pretend to be scientific, but fail.
I'm always sad when people miss this important extra syllable.
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Tesco took over the local Co-op and have just opened the store, all the prices have shot through the roof. Fuck you Tesco!
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I’m assume most Mastodon users are smarter than the average bear, but this article is why you don’t want to reuse passwords. In this case, I agree with the companies defense, but still blame them for not noticing for so long: https://techcrunch.com/2024/01/25/23andme-admits-it-didnt-detect-cyberattacks-for-months/?guccounter=1
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‘Two men three years apart’: Democrats highlight Trump’s mental lapses after Biden report https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/09/trump-memory-age-analysis-biden?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon
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"The CSO said because 1kg of sugar rose in cost by 24% (€1.51 to €1.88) during the period, adding a spoonful of sugar to a pancake will increase its cost by 6.4%."
OK, sure, but the #CSO are aware they can get Canadian #MapleSyrup in Aldi, right?
https://www.rte.ie/news/2024/0209/1431377-pancake-inflation/
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It was a remarkable day when law seemed to matter less at the high court than consequences.
Justice Elena Kagan previously — and famously — declared, “We're all textualists now,” a reference to the now ever-present judicial practice of relying first and foremost on the text of a statutory or constitutional provision before ever considering its purpose or consequences.
Textualism ultimately seemed to take a back seat for the justices to broad statements of principles and significant concerns about consequences.
https://www.lawdork.com/p/supreme-court-trump-colorado-section-three
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#Canada’s Supreme Court upholds Ottawa’s #Indigenous child welfare law, denies #Quebec’s appeal
https://globalnews.ca/news/10284087/supreme-court-indigenous-child-wellfare-act-2024/
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A new study makes the case for asteroid strikes setting in motion global glaciation in the distant past https://phys.org/news/2024-02-case-asteroid-motion-global-glaciation.html #science
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We begin this newscast with a spreading problem at summer camp, and Ernest is itching to investigate what it is.
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Join HAL For The Pod Bay Doors Grand Opening!
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BREAKING! Hijacked plane made an emergency landing in Mumbai with a call in advance for a male snake charmer. Word is that the snakes were a mofo type.
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Recent reports confirm that the hills are alive - in other news, tea has been designated as “a drink with jam and bread”
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A little dimpled girl was horrified to find animals in her soup until it was explained that those were only crackers.
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In international news, there are reports of Tokyo getting attacked by a giant lizard. National Inquirer speculates that this is what the Manhattan Project was secretly working on.
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We lead off this broadcast with the high number of complaints filed with the police about a domestic disturbance. There's a man in one of the flats that keeps yelling
STELLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Our top story tonight, two musicians cause chaos in downtown Chicago causing 100 police car pileup.
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
