Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

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That was my brother, Eh, Steve!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBYYQLKNUdo

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Yes! Yes, damn it! I'm, I'm...
...The Muffin Man.

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The number represented by the symbol 'π' is now a rational number because I stole all the digits after the ten-millionths.

(You're welcome.)

I am the great pretender.

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I'm my own grandpa.

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I am the eggman.

I shot the deputy as well.

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I am really Sherlock Holmes after a sex change.

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I am the walrus.

Soylent Green is ...
People, people who need people, are the luckiest people in the world.

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Reading the lyrics from “The Girl From Ipanema” makes me feel shivery in my down theres.

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I drew a happy face on the Thanksgiving turkey's butt

I impersonated Elon with that "Actual truth" post

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I did it my way.

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*I* put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop

However, I was not responsible for putting the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong

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I used to steal candy from my kid’s Halloween bags.

What? It’s supposed to be a false confession?

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Only I know what fear lurks in the hearts of men for I am the Shadow.

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I’m really JFK Jr.
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I Let The Dogs Out