I threw Timmy down that well.
Husband's contribution: I am the terror that flaps in the night.
Yo momma did not say "are not" to some dude costplaying a trash can.
I ***AM*** the Pumpkin King!!!
I also put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
I forgot about the Alamo.
Husband: I led the quest to Mordor.
Rikki didn’t lose the number, I stole it.
#FalseConfessions
#hashtaggames
#FalseConfessions
I am Cotton-Eye Joe. I came from Tupelo. I went to Orlando.
#HashtagGames
I know the horse's name.
I kidnapped Waldo and hid him where nobody could find him.
#FalseConfessions
#HashtagGames It was me that convinced Bob Dylan to play that electric guitar. I wasn't born yet, it was an ethereal practical joke. I didn't think he'd actually do it. My punishment was to be reincarnated into this timeline.
I was the one who gave Mitt Romney the "binder full of women" line.
Police investigating whether driver’s diabetes a factor in Daylesford pub crash that killed five https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/nov/22/daylesford-pub-crash-police-investigating-diabetes?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #worldnews #guardian
@todayilearned
THE legit Braunschweiger not made of liver. 😜
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.