Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

You must be this high to enter this ride.

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It’s all fun n games until somebody pokes an eye out.
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“Warning: This is fresh tofu. You will be tempted to use it to create what you think are cunning and seamless imitations of hamburgers, chicken, and meatloaf to both impress and chasten the meat eater in your life. It will fool no one. So just stop that shit and merely enjoy your tofu.”

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If you keep making that face it’s gonna get stuck that way. You’ll see.
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Those are not pillows.

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Warning: He’s going to do the entire “dead parrot” sketch.

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Spoilers

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She's a man eater

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⚠️ when diffusing bomb follow these instructions precisely.

Cut the red wire.
After cutting the blue wire.

@Jason844 Truth! That’s definitely a high-level Cat 4 disaster. Only beaten by the Cat 5 “grocery store has re-arranged the aisles”. My local store did this about 18 months ago. I still haven’t recovered.

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It's the Oncoming Storm. But not weather related

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Warning! The so-called "Shark Week" is 2 months away. Be prepared for endless hype and inane commercials.

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