Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
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Jobless man jailed for tearing open nearly 500 items in supermarkets out of frustration
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/jobless-man-frustrated-tore-open-500-packets-snacks-rice-supermarket-jail-stress-3991111
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boredom levels are 14% and falling
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Dear Santa,
This card is simply to wish you and the elves and Mrs. Claus a great holiday when you get back home. I beg of you to not bring me yet another pair of silver skates because I'd rather win them as a prize anyway.
I know--it's the thought that counts and thank you for thinking of me. It's just that I now have an oversupply at this time.
Regards,
Hans Brinker
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Happy Holidays!?!? Oh, no! Not Again!
The Bowl Of Petunias
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Yep, that’s frankincense Birthday Boy! See ya next year and if Santa says you’ve been good… more fankincense!
-Wise Man #2
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Yummy bananas and swift vines to you and yours this holiday season.
Sincerely,
George of the Jungle
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Merry Christmas, Pinky. Same card as every year.
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#Seinfeld
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Dear Fairy Godmother,
Thank you so much for the lovely dress, glass slippers, and prince. I would like just one more thing for Christmas, if you don't mind. I'd like you to teach me how to bibbity bobbity boo the daily housework. It never ends.
Love, Cinderella
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Hey band bros! It's like what Elvis said: have a Blue Christmas.
--Jake & Elwood
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"Feliz Navidad, b*tches!"
-- Kitara Ravache
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Hope the holiday season finds you celebrating with beer and orchids!
Glad tidings!
Nero Wolfe
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From the Looney Tunes crew,
Merrie Melodies Christmas, and That’s All Folks until the new year
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Pew pew! Merry Christmas! Pew!
Pew pew pew!
-Your beloved asteroids ship.
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LONG DAYS AND PLEASANT NIGHTS
responce: And may you have twice the number
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May your holidays be full of joy as you are exterminated.
Dalek
(Husband's contribution)
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One of #GeorgeSantos's several fictional identities wishes you a Merry Christmas.
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Wile E.,
Instead of crazy gimmicks that don't work, you should order Christmas dinner from Acme.
Then again, where's the fun in that?
Merry Christmas,
Roadrunner
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Walter Sobchak says Merry Christmas and it's fine to go bowling.
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G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
