Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

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'Look, _I_ won’t tell your husband what you were doing with the maid if _you_ won’t tell Santa what I was doing with the Kitchen God…and schtum with the August Personage of Jade while you’re at it, K.G.’s a good kid, he don’t need the grief.'

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Green pants what was I thinking

"Hello mice! Umm, what are you doing? No, I'm not eatable. Shoo! Shoo! go away! What!?!? No! Nooooooo! Arrrg."

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He'd keep an eye on the cat.

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I can't believe that I've been objectified like this and enslaved just for children's amusement. I am Spartacus, of Peppermint Lane.

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One minute I was watching tv, the next think I know I found myself out on the cornfield like this!

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Sleeping Jeppe. 1886. #CatsOfYore #Cat #Cats #History #catsodon #catsofmastodon #catcontent #ilovecats #vintage https://arthur.io/art/bruno-liljefors/sleeping-jeppe

#VAwx #SpotsylvaniaCounty

Radar Omega screen shot of heavy rain over Spotsylvania County Virginia.

https://www.europesays.com/955827/ ‘Wonka’ Yummy With $39M Opening As Musicals Bounce Back At The Box Office – Sunday Update #Entertainment #UnitedStates

It was delightful decorating the tree with 6yo today ... and a bit bittersweet. We brought my mom's xmas ornaments home this year. The seed box was hers; the figure my daughter made for her - it's my mom holding a carrot from the garden.

It's been 19 months since she died and I still miss her. Good egg, she was.

Go-Uda, the 91st Emperor of #Japan, was born OTD in 1265 https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/japan/kofun/emperor-seimu.html?s=mb #travel #history