Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
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Mrs. Claus's nickname for Santa is the Dude.
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There are really only 10 fruitcakes in existence and we just keep regifting them.
(very old johnny carson joke ripoff)
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They call him Saint Nick because he broke in and stole stuff
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Keeblers are elves who mated with smurfs.
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The sleigh is pulled by 40 horses and none of them have names.
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Because of Global Warming, the glacier at the North Pole where Santa's factory is built on is melting at a record speed
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The wise men actually brought a Bomb not a Balm; they were trying to stop christianity in its tracks to head off centuries of prejudice, holy wars, and the inquisition.
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If you want the really good presents from Santa, you need to leave out cognac and cigars instead of cookies and milk.
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While delivering toys on Christmas Eve, Santa plays #Dylan's Positively 4th Street on an endless loop.
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Orbán laments that Ukraine's accession to EU will deprive Hungary of all European money
https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2023/12/20/7433940/ #news #ukraine
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Warner Bros. Discovery and Paramount Global Have Held Meeting to Discuss Possible Merger
#Business #BusinessNews #ParamountGlobal #WarnerBrosDiscovery
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Nationwide swatting spree targeting Jewish institutions appears coordinated, coming from outside US: FBI https://abcnews.go.com/US/nationwide-swatting-spree-targeting-jewish-institutions-appears-coordinated/story?id=105794850
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New York City Council Member-Elect Used AI To Answer Questions - Susan Zhuang, a Democrat who will soon represent the 43rd Council District in Broo... - https://news.slashdot.org/story/23/12/20/2041217/new-york-city-council-member-elect-used-ai-to-answer-questions?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed #usa
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AlphV ransomware site is “seized” by the FBI. Then it’s “unseized.” And so on. - Enlarge / Shortly after the FBI posted a notice saying it had seized th... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=1992382 #ransomware #security #biz #alphv #fbi #tor
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One time I was driving along and noticed two spiders were having an epic battle on my wing mirror. I always think of this when folk start having an argument in the replies.
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Arizona's Secretary of State Is Already Sick of Election Conspiracy Theories - “At the end of the day, if you're threatening violence or committing acts of violence to ... - https://www.wired.com/story/adrian-fontes-secretary-of-state-arizona/ #politics/politicsnews #politics
@nyquildotorg
Presidents do not get to unilaterally apoint the Supreme Court, though. It requires "advice and consent" of the Senate, as in confirmation process.
The actual problem is the "two party system".
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‼️🇺🇦Ukraine-NATO Council to hold first meeting with participation of AFU commanders (more) https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-polytics/3802834-ukrainenato-council-to-hold-first-meeting-with-participation-of-army-commanders.html #Ukraine #SlavaUkraineSlavaEU #EuropeanUnion #Press #News #russia #russiaUkraineWar #9yrInvasionofUkraine #BoycottMusk #AxisOfEvil
#NoUSRepublicans2024
@CNN
It doesn't explain "points" and their relation to actual dollars and people need to know that as a fast fact.
There's no mention of the fast fact that the Dow Industrials is one of 3 indexes, either (Utilities, Transportation).
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
