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Making sure that all of the neighborhood’s giant front-lawn internally illuminated holiday inflatables have tragic accidents.

Because if you place an 18-foot glowing polar bear in a stocking cap and holding a candy cane on your lawn, well, yeah…

And there won’t be a jury who will convict me—because effing 18-foot polar bear.

#StillToDo2023Bucketlist

@chestas
as long as you don't remove it from the library. That's part of its navigation system. 😉


Apply to the City for ordinance variance on human burial and make arrangements for my carcass to go into a biodegradable pod so that I'm pushing up milkweeds in my yard instead of pushing up daisies in a cemetary.

And ima gonna haunt certain neighbors.

@PandaChronicle
I didn't forget. You forgot that the name of the game is to SHORTEN the movie plot.

Ashikaga Yoshiakira was the 2nd shōgun of the Ashikaga shogunate of #Japan, reigning from 1358 to his death OTD in 1367 cromwell-intl.com/travel/japan #travel #history

Family takes a vacation in the Catskills. Daughter carries a watermelon and takes dance lessons. Father admits he was wrong without saying he was wrong. Everyone celebrates and somehow knows all the steps.

#ShortenTheMoviePlot #HashTagGames @hashtaggames

Under this government the unions will be even more important

Can you imagine what an absolute pain in the ass this was for the graphics department?

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