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current banana levels are 52%

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LRT: if someone wants to hurt me, I don’t want anyone to take away my ability to keep an eye on them.

This afternoon’s project: learning how to make pretzel bites. Apparently pretzels become brown and chewy by briefly boiling them in a baking soda solution before baking. They’d be better with rock salt but I didn’t have any on hand so I used regular salt.

sallysbakingaddiction.com/easy

Very cool the way the #BBC has decided to have their own instances that anyone can follow - are you listening, Media?

@BBCRD @BBC5Live @BBCRadio4 @BBC_News_Labs @BBCTaster @Connected_Studio

We've made a lot of progress since 1957 on writing portable code, which is nice.

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Tomorrow morning (August 1, 2023), 8am US EST,

I am going to be chatting with Kate Archer Kent on #Wisconsin Public Radio’s (local #NPR ) Morning Show about #climate #TippingPoints #ExtremeTemperatures and more. Call in and stump me. :-)

The pitch they gave me to convince me to chat:
Is the #MidWest relatively shielded from #ClimateChange?

wpr.org/contemplating-climate-

I’ll be pulling from

science2017.globalchange.gov (I’m a author on this.)
And
nca2018.globalchange.gov (regional info)

fedi meta 

So Mastodon dot art is doing predictive policing by blanket banning the BBC's instance because their moderators think they're institutional transphobes.

Uhhh yeah, that's why I'm not on one of the big instances with admins that have their holier-than-thou noses so high up in the sky they can't see their own waste they've trodden into.

After the devil left, Johnny realized that a fiddle made of pure gold doesn't sound that great actually, and is in fact pretty hard to play.

#SongCharactersLifeAfterTheSongWasOver #HashtagGames

Cotten-Eye Joe, suffering from severe retrograde amnesia, still cannot answer where he came from or where he's been, and given his history, is quite unsure of where he may go.

#SongCharactersLifeAfterTheSongWasOver
#HashtagGames


After a couple of decades being a cold case, the long arm of the law FINALLY caught up with Mack the Knife, currently in the slammer.

After spending all of his weekends around Zipperhead, he finally got his punk rock girl. All of the things he dreamed about doing were within reach. They travelled 'round the world, ate fudge banana swirls, and had a child who they dressed exactly like a tiny Minnie Pearl. Their love story later inspired James Cameron to film the the romantic classic, "The Titanic."

#hashtaggames #songcharacterslifeafterthesongwasover #thedeadmilkmen


The calendar girls didn't think as highly of Neil Sedaka and so found careers that were not in music. Most of them became airline stewardesses.


Diana is still appreciating young men so when it was over between her and Paul Anka, she joined the local Cougar Club.

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