Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

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You MUST answer when you hear an onion ring.

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If I buy the steel wool you should be able to knit me a BMW.

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I think I think, therefore I think I am... I think...

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Forklift = a device used for setting the kitchen table.

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RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.

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Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

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A fool and his money are some party!

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Never moon a werewolf.

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Don't count your chickens before they cross the road.

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Mothers-In-Law are like seeds--you may feel you don't need them but they come with the tomato.

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Big Dipper = ladle used in the Big House

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Never squat with your spurs on.

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Nietzche is pietzche but Sartre is smartre.

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I have a million dollar figure, but it's all loose change.

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It's historically self-evident that Julius Caesar said it before Alfred E. Neuman did on that fateful Ides of March date with destiny:

QVOD, ME ANXVS SVM?

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To err is human--to purr, feline.

#Caturday #CaturdayEveryDay

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The only winner of the War of 1812 was Chuck Kowski.

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Be aware of what you don't know. If you get a divorce in Alabama, you might still be cousins.

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I'll listen to reason when it comes out on CD