Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
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Joined May 2023
The cabin boy who is also your apprentice but doesn't take you seriously is also your conscript until he's 21 years old, and you're counting the seconds.
And then you find out he was born on February 29 in a leap year, so multiply the years by a factor of 4.
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When the industry you're pirating decides to make a dirty deal and cuts you and the artists you're pirating out of the money.
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You raid what you think is a rich Spanish galleon but afterward found out that you've boarded the HMS Pinafore.
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Legal fees from your ongoing defamation of character lawsuit vs. #JohnnyDepp.
📷 AP Photo/Alvaro Barrientos
When the boys are so eager to burn that they forgot to pillage first.
At a port of call when you order a schooner, you're charged for the boat and not the drink.
Stubbing your toe then getting called Hopalong Cassidy.
When people call you Salt-n-Pepperbeard when your name is Blackbeard
When your peg leg gets arthritis.
Knowing you've sailed too far north when a port of call advertises "Come for the scallops and stay for the trollops" because that's CANADA.
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Blew out my flip-flop
The cabin boy smirks as he calls you Cyclops and when you threaten him with Davy Jones' Locker he belts out "Daydream Believer".
Going on shore leave means avoiding the beavers
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#PirateProblems #Hashitout #HashtagGames
Returning to the right ship after a night of carousing
Termites attack the leg.
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#pirateproblems #HashtagGames .
Wooden peg leg dry rot
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G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
