Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

In my case, a walnut shell. 🙁

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Bend over and I’ll show you

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Under every 1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th…. Floorboards

It doesn’t get odder than that

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Swap the gold bars with xylophone keys.

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I think #BlackRock or #Vanguard would at first glance be a good place to put my nuts. It's just that they fund #ClimateChange and #Biodiversity destruction. Not to mention #BlackStone, which wants us to work in an (their) office in the middle of a #COVID pandemic.
So yes, these three companies want my money but they also want me dead. What an #OddPlacesToHideMoney !
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If I recall correctly, someone once put a $50 bill in the copy of their thesis stored in their uni's library - and checked every so often to see if anyone had opened the thesis to claim it.

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"Ginni, where did I put all that money?"

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Under a heavy coat of foundation.

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Inside “The Art of the Deal”.
(If you can read, you’re not interested; if you’re a fan, you don’t read.)
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Right in plain sight of the IRS.

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Stapled to the back of Trump's infrastructure plan.

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Under the dish of mackerel & shrimp flavor cat food
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you put a spare house key in your home office safe

and you hide some emergency spending money under the front doormat

i remain a master strategist

Black Sea Fleet HQ. That should be secure, right?

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In the basement of the Alamo.

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Inspired by some of my favorite Mastopeeps:

Beehive

Taped to tree branches. No one expects money to grow there.

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