Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

Squash that notion before it gets out of hand.

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Just kick back and hang out for a while. Godot and I will stop by later.

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*Pregnant pause* I'm about to burst!

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Don't let any random Crazy put your Speakership up for grabs.

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You don’t have to try to kick the football every time she tells you to.

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Take your beagle for a walk before you let him hang out in your pile of leaves. 🍁💩🍁

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Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

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No Donnie, you've never been a good boy and I'm not giving you 11,780 votes.

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Skip the Gallagher show my young Gourds

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Out of YOUR Gourd?
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Orange is the new “Hell no, I’m not related to that guy!”

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Don't date HomoRedNeckians 😂 Don't make eye contact as it as often confused as a "yes." Best just to avoid the situation by singing any Disney song you can think of or ordering a Bud Light. 😂 🍸

You have to consider your audience. Did you know I was once The Great Turnip?

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There are good mental health providers out there. But do not trust the girl in the cardboard booth in the park, please. Always take a moment and check credentials.

"Seed your life with hard patience and self-discipline through salty times. Carve out your future strength. Smile on holidays and squash all negativity. Be one with nature. And understand that all cycles end and begin anew." 🎃

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The spooky season doesn't have to end on Halloween, you know. Día de Los Muertos is usually celebrated November 1-2.

...If you don't mind a little cultural appropriation.

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Do not spice me up and put me in a latte. Drink at your peril.

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Always listen to Linus.

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I am so sick of MSM reports on a subject I am watching in live time from citizens and journalists on the ground in Gaza.
I'm sick of western spin and tainted journalism which is not journalism.