Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
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Gilligan's Island gets updated to the March 2020. The relationships are now a bit different. And the Howell's are crypto-coin types.
Screech is thinking long and hard about whether or not to go to the Principal's office like he was told to.
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Do you build a cyclotron or a raft out of those cocoanuts?
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Call Mike "Meathead" or tell Edith to stifle herself?
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My Favorite Martin is deported to Elbonia.
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When you asked "Do you like cats?", what exactly did you mean?
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F Troop, now assigned to Gen. Custer's 7th Calvary, gets sent to fight the Lakota at Little Big Horn. How do they escape?
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Alf would like to try to run for president.
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Do you greet Daryl first, or Daryl first?
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At what point do you call out your house painter for stringing you along?
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The Golden Girls must decide what state to move to because of #DeSantis.
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Mary, Gorgette, and Lou Grant get invited to an orgy.
Some times it seems like a good idea and other times, it doesn't--so Murphey Brown remains undecided on whether or not to quit to work for Lou Grant.
Larry still can't tell which Daryll is which
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NOT Only on sitcoms: Rich people complaining about their 'problems'
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Parents just don't understand
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Jethro isn't really an idiot but turns out to be a mathematical savant. He is torn between confiding in Granny but knows she'd shun him and convince Uncle Jed to write him out of the family fortune.
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The TARDIS materialized in Archie Bunker's living room.
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G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
