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Joyous Noel, Mother,

I've made my list for Santa, and I sent out Christmas cards to all your friends just as you requested. Won't they be surprised when they see your festive greetings in their mailboxes! Surely Santa will look favorably upon me this year. I have been the best boy!

Indeed I have been good, Mother. Santa has decided to pay me a visit early this year. A lovely, young woman stopped by the motel today. I do hope you like her! She has beautiful hair and skin. Of course, nothing can compare to your perfect features, Mother! You are the Lord's angel of love and beauty. Still, I hope that you will allow me to become her friend. I believe she is nothing like that blonde harpy who patronized our establishment. You know I always trust your judgement without reservations or thoughts of selfish desire.

Mother, here's to another Christmas together. May it be merry, and may we both get what our hearts desire from old Saint Nick.

From your son, with love,

Norman B.

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Happy Holidays to all who know what FRAGILE written on a crate means. Now pronounce it out loud.

The rest of you can go stick your tongue on a frozen flag pole.
 
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Merry Christmas, elves! I'm certain you're enjoying a much-deserved rest after all that work. I can relate.

--Sugarplum Fairy

Wow, tried to join Discord because a #libre software project I like has very unfortunately made that the only place where the developers talk to folks. For some reason, Discord has banned 2 attempts to create an account saying that I'm in Violation of their TOS... I haven't even logged in yet. Suspect they've never encountered browsers with script blockers.

So grateful for the pharmacist at Rite Aid who gave me my second Novavax without questioning me and wore a KN95 when doing so. You can tell he knows what’s up!

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Dear Santa,
This card is simply to wish you and the elves and Mrs. Claus a great holiday when you get back home. I beg of you to not bring me yet another pair of silver skates because I'd rather win them as a prize anyway.

I know--it's the thought that counts and thank you for thinking of me. It's just that I now have an oversupply at this time.

Regards,
Hans Brinker

Yep, that’s frankincense Birthday Boy! See ya next year and if Santa says you’ve been good… more fankincense!
-Wise Man #2

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Yummy bananas and swift vines to you and yours this holiday season.

Sincerely,
George of the Jungle

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Merry Christmas.

Just a reminder, we know where you live.

Happy New Year too,

Vito Corleone
The Godfather


Dear Fairy Godmother,

Thank you so much for the lovely dress, glass slippers, and prince. I would like just one more thing for Christmas, if you don't mind. I'd like you to teach me how to bibbity bobbity boo the daily housework. It never ends.

Love, Cinderella

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