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16 DEC #NorthernLights again! You can see them from Scotland tonight. Can you see them where you are?

Read our tips. See: bit.ly/3pRuSnC #HighlandsIslands #Highlands

uhh excuse me mathematics, that word already has a meaning and it does not mean that

The Donald Trump appearance in Home Alone 2 should be removed from all copies. That is all.

Well, I didn't expect to read that Trump was a future Diaper Dictator when I took a look at @Laffy a few minutes ago. To cleanse my brain, I remembered a photo I took of Ollie this morning.

Ollie is content and also tired. His best friend Oscar returned today from a visit to our neighbor's new granddaughter, and he and Ollie celebrated by racing and wrestling for the better part of 30 minutes. These golden doodles LOVE chilly weather. Pumps up their energy levels 300%. #dogsofmastodon


Natasha, with thanks for your henchmanship over the decades, and I hope this bottle of vodka reaches you in good spirits. Looking forward to another decade of partnership where we make Putin great again.

--Boris Badenov


Dearest Squirrel, I'm raising a glass in your honor as a hero who flies through the skies of Frostbite Falls without super powers. Your heroism is your superpower.

--Moose


Dear Snidely, dear twin Whiplash--
I have now given up on Nell and have sighted a new luscious item to prey on: Lady Gaga. But it's going to take both our efforts. Merry Christmas!

-Oilcan Harry

@TechBean @ClaraListensprechen4 and a bottle of pangalactic gargleblaster for everyone he needs to listen to him work on it.

y'know what's funny is how rageful some folks get at the prospect of having to choose between us and #Threads, when clearly pay no attention to anything we say. What exactly will y'all be missing, hmm?

#FediPact

Carl Sagan: If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, yo must first create the universe.

Me: You don't really know your way around the kitchen, do you?

The giant hornets are everywhere. That's what happens when it's 20C all of December and November. No wasps was the only good thing about winter, now what? Last year was probably the last livable summer we had, from now on it's just going to be worse. Maybe the hornets can summerate instead of hibernate.

Who's up late?

I looked at the Sentencing Project's latest data on youth incarceration in Iowa and efforts underway to address disparate impacts in Iowa's juvenile justice system.

bleedingheartland.com/2023/12/

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