Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
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Made In China. Huawei specifically. Who wants to know?
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Aw GEEEEEZ kid! I can't unsee that!!
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Of course I can be bribed. Whatcha got?
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#IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #12DaysOfChristmas #HashtagGames Geez, that’s some potent mistletoe!
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It was Christmas Eve, babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me
"Won't see another one"
And then he sang a song
'The Rare Old Mountain Dew'
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
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'Look, _I_ won’t tell your husband what you were doing with the maid if _you_ won’t tell Santa what I was doing with the Kitchen God…and schtum with the August Personage of Jade while you’re at it, K.G.’s a good kid, he don’t need the grief.'
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Green pants what was I thinking
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"Hello mice! Umm, what are you doing? No, I'm not eatable. Shoo! Shoo! go away! What!?!? No! Nooooooo! Arrrg."
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I'd rather be in the workshop making toys--but NOOOOOOOO. What did I do to deserve this.
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Halloween's over, Mr. Spider. You're supposed to be hybernating anyway.
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You won't find what you're looking for up here, Madam Mosquito. I'm not your blood type.
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Hey kid--if you take me with you on a naughty adventure, I won't tell.
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So Ma--when was the last time you dusted up here?
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My bum hurts. Got any elf-sized Prep H?
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He'd keep an eye on the cat.
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I can't believe that I've been objectified like this and enslaved just for children's amusement. I am Spartacus, of Peppermint Lane.
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One minute I was watching tv, the next think I know I found myself out on the cornfield like this!
Clara Listensprechen
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G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
