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US Abstains From UN Gaza Resolution After Lobbying to Weaken It https://truthout.org/articles/us-abstains-from-un-gaza-resolution-after-lobbying-to-weaken-it/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #leftistnews #news #VSN

So...Do Wisconsin Republicans Know What Happens When Abortion Is on the Ballot?

https://jezebel.com/so-do-wisconsin-republicans-know-what-happens-when-ab-1851120658

#WomensRightsAreHumanRights

A sunny day today, and while I took the chance to mow, the local magpie family decided it was time for some sunbaking

I was initially worried someone had baited them! But they were happy as clams alternating jumping on insects the mower was scaring up, and flopping down like jellyfish, relaxing in the sunshine...

#WildOz #Ozbirds #Birds #Brisbane #Wildlife

Kyle Rittenhouse’s Christmas Message Sparks Fierce Backlash, ‘Naw, Hard Pass Killer Boy!’ https://www.politicalflare.com/2023/12/kyle-rittenhouses-christmas-message-sparks-fierce-backlash-naw-hard-pass-killer-boy/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Trump Assassination Talk Is Going Around MAGA Again. You Know What That Means https://politizoom.com/trump-assassination-talk-is-going-around-maga-again-you-know-what-that-means/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

People insist that Santa is white. Some say, he is Black. Isn’t this all just wrong? I once saw Santa in the internment camps, and he was most definitely Asian.

Go Arrest These Merry Gentlemen!

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ding fly's undone
ding fly's undone
ding fly's undone
ding fly's undone

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Police stopped my car
Police stopped my car

(Actually Feliz Navidad)

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Silent Knight…
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Jingle Bells, Batman smells.
Rodman laid an egg.

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I Saw Three Chimps
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…come swinging in on Christmas Day in the morning

♪ Câlice Tabarnak ♫
(Feliz Navidad)

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Knew someone who genuinely thought the lyric was

"Lo, he aborts not the virgin's womb"

Also, my son, when young, was convinced it was

"Walking in your winter underwear"

🎵 "So bring out the figgy pudding--" 🎶

Miss Piggy: "PIGGY pudding?!?"
Gonzo: "No. FIGGY Pudding. It's made with figs."
Miss Piggy: "Oh... Sorry."
Gonzo (under his breath): "...And bacon."
Miss Piggy: "WHAT?!?"

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#Muppets #MuppetsChristmasCarol #JohnDenverAndTheMuppets

https://youtu.be/J2dmWwEoZIQ?si=bkZcESIcpqb5gH0E

ding twitter's done
ding twitter's done
ding twitter's done
ding twitter's done

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We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new ear!