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The Cake Came Back

#SongsAboutHolidayFruitCake
#HashtagGames

Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own
He had a yellow cake that wouldn't leave its home
He tried and he tried to give the cake away
He gave it to a man goin' far, far away

youtu.be/gmRA9k55dNg?si=GXldm3

“Yankee Doodle came to town
Riding on his pony
With a better recipe from Italy
And he called it Panettone.”

#SongsAboutHolidayFruitcake


🎵I'm gettin' fruitcake for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' fruitcake for Christmas
Cuz I ain't been nothin' but bad. 🎵

youtu.be/61kRJnG7Oi4?si=XJNcQy


🎵I want a fruitcakepotamus for Christmas
Only a fruitcakepotamus will do
No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses
I only like fruitcakepotamuseses
And fruitcakepotamuses like me too! 🎵

youtu.be/GNDri18-eQ0?si=DnsIGa

I don't understand how someone could get a complex product like a new #espresso machine, or a high end #coffee grinder and have a full blown review published about it (or a video review) just a week or two later.

Actually I do understand it. It's the desire to scoop everyone else.

Problem is, they aren't giving the product a fair or accurate review. Takes weeks just to break in a grinder. Takes 50-100 shot pulls to understand an espresso machine.

Oh well.

A #gulfstream G650ER (Reg: N271DV) reportedly owned by #jeffbezos has been detected in flight since Sat Dec 23 2023 22:50:43 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time). Since then it has emitted an estimated 22726 kg of #CO2. If owner had flown commercial, the predicted average #emissions would have been 1178 kg. #CO2emissions

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#HashtagGames
#SongsAboutHolidayFruitCake

'We will not eat fruit-cake because it has rum
One taste of which turns a man into a bum
O! who could imagine a greater disgrace…
Than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face!

Away, away with rum, by Gum
With rum, by Gum (2×)
THE SONG OF THE TEMPERANCE UNION'

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