Jean Valjean resolves to keep his sourdough starter fed, to help keep his sister’s children fed.
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"I'm taking a pledge to switch to biodegradable webbing, because with great power comes... well, you know"
"Leave Twitter"
-- highly principled person still on Twitter
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destroy a malignant blimp with my trusty brussels sprout plasma rifle
-- Space Marine
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Moderate Republicans resign. All three of them.
Ginger and Mary Ann:
The Skipper, Gilligan, and the Professor:
"Come out of the closet."
The Joker:
I think I’ll run as a Republican candidate this year.
buy the largest communications platform in human history and scuttle it
- SYNDROME
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Spend less time playing with the stuffed tiger and getting better grades in school.
"Never going near that recycling center again" R2D2
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Wiley Coyote resolves to get health insurance...
"Eat fewer Tokyo's. They are fattening." - Godzilla
“Get a good night’s sleep.” —Ebenezer Scrooge
"Be more than a figment of people's imagination, bad eyesight, and hoaxes" - The Lock Ness Monster
“I guess I’ll study for my test.”
― Ferris Bueller
"Try and improve my inter-species communication skills." The Xenomorph from the "Aliens" film series.
Ditch my constant case of the "munchies". - Shaggy
Win a baseball game. Charlie Brown
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.