Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
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Face Masks Can Improve Breathing by Increasing Lung Capacity
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Centre’s Digi Yatra enrolment takes off as airport security staff sign up flyers without their consent - The Hindu
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Japan earthquake death toll reaches 100 as more survivors pulled from rubble https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/06/japan-earthquake-death-toll-reaches-100-as-more-survivors-pulled-from-rubble?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #worldnews #guardian
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HortusFox – A self-hosted collaborative plant management system
https://github.com/danielbrendel/hortusfox-web
#ycombinator
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I saw a thread on *ahem* #threads where someone mentioned that it was “hard to get followers on Mastodon”. This got me thinking about why that may or may not be…
- I think it is somewhat a factor of what kind of poster/engager you are and what audience is most interested in the types of things you post. i.e. the general Mastodon crowd being non-trivially different than the threads crowd for example.
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Pig on the porch for today…. She showed up out of nowhere and started wrecking stuff. She’s a sweetie though. Animal control said they’d call around to see if any farmers are missing a pig. 😂🙄
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Down Under things work opposite of Up Top. Barn animals will tie one on and then tie me kangaroo down, sport.
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Please
Louise
Pull me offa my knees
Quack
Get back
Come on before the eggs crack
Let's go
To the silo
Come on and don't say WOAH!
Lose
Your caboose
Everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody cut your goose loose.
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They've got a whole new definition of the term "barnstorming".
It's
It's
The Barnstorm Blitz!
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Three saddle blankets to the wind until even the horses have made asses of themselves.
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I heard barnyard animals party all the time like Eddie Murphy
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It always goes as some variation of this:
They go on a bender then wind up going up around the bend.
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It starts off with a dinosaur Victrola,
Listening to Buck Owens
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When they're all thoroughly raved out they go to watch all the happy creatures dancin' on the lawn, looking out their back door.
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It's all fun & games until they start seeing pink elephants.
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Pigs… on the wing.
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With a rousing round of ''Duck, Duck, Goose!''
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The Chickens are on Eggstacy
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Till the cows come home 🕛 🐄
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All a-mooooovin' and a-groovin'.
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
