Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I asked the witch doctor and he told me what to do
He said oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
*if you experience side effects stop taking this prescription and call 911 right away. Oo ee oo ah ah isn't for everyone so consult your own local witch doctor to see if oo ee oo ah ah is right for you.
If you wanna get to heaven
You gotta raise a little hell.
Terms and conditions apply.
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Ticking away
The moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your hometown
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
Tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain
And you are young and life is long
And there is time to kill today
And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun
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Sunrise
And a new day’s breaking through
A morning
Of another day without you
Should’ve checked your Best By date
Now I’ve got no orange juice, mate
Just got the sunrise…
The sunrise anew
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well I would drive 30,000 miles
and I would drive 30,000 more
cos the warranty tells me that will be
time to come back to this tire store
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Love Will Keep Us Alive
*Void in NY, NJ, and RI.
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Caetano Veloso e os Mutantes: É Proibido Proibir (It’s Forbidden To Forbid)
https://youtu.be/2i8wZgUbbR0?si=a7KmZzR7mGri_HaW
https://www.songtell.com/caetano-veloso-ft-os-mutantes/proibido-proibir
Void where prohibited.
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#WarrantyASong #HashtagGames Amazing Grace Period.
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I understand
you got indecision
But I don't care
if you'll please just sign
Most people choose
the extended addition
All I want is your peace of mind
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Pink Floyd: Careful With That Axe, Eugene — you’ll void the warranty
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Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Terms & Condition Were In)
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Welcome the Lunar New Year With These 15 Umami-Rich Asian Inspired Recipes https://vegnews.com/taste-tests/vegan-recipes-lunar-new-year?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #vegan #vegetarian
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DeSantisJet | FL Gov't Took off near Orlando, Florida, United States.
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So the Indiana Attorney General published a snitch link for bigots to report schools for having books about black people and queer people.
Let's fill it with garbage until they shut it down. Note that it requires an attachment for some reason, so have something fun.
https://in.accessgov.com/attorneygeneral/Forms/Page/attorneygeneral/education-transparency-form/1
I personally am a fan of bad romance novel scenes in the comment section, and Baldur's Gate 3 gay memes.
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US Senate pushing past far-right objections to aiding Ukraine, but next steps uncertain https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20240211/p2g/00m/0in/009000c
Beware The Ides of April.
#caturday
Don't you know that I'm the man
Understand
I'm the only one who can
I'm the man who'll make you glad
Medicine Man
Void where prohibited by law.
The one thing that's certain about this shirt is that it's not too sexy for you.
My boomerang won't come back.
I demand a refund.
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The Warrantreaty: Set My Soul On Fire for the insurance claim
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
