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Gave Archie Bunker a subscription to Mother Jones magazine.

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Just 5 more minutes

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Make Captain Ahab a cake

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"Number One, I've got to take a number two."

Mother Abbess is moving you to Florida, Maria.

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Jeered Locked Holmes

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Hey Woodstock, how about you make every fifth "|" that you peep a "/" across the previous 4?

#parsing #Peanuts

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Palestinians Flee as Israeli Forces Raid Nasser Hospital in Gaza

Israel says Hamas routinely operates within — and beneath — places like Nasser hospital in Khan Younis, using them as shields, and has held Israeli hostages there. The group denies the charges. #press

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/15/world/middleeast/israel-gaza-nasser-hospital.html?utm_source=press.coop

True story: My husband gave me COVID for Valentine’s Day.

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‘Happening city-wide’: Halifax woman frustrated over constant car break-ins
https://globalnews.ca/news/10296495/halifax-car-burgulary-break-in-parking-garage/

Smirnov appeared in court in Las Vegas briefly Thurs after being charged w/making a false statement & creating a false & fictitious record. He did not enter a plea. The judge ordered the courtroom cleared after federal public defender… requested a closed hearing for arguments about sealing court docs….

The informant’s claims have been central to the #Republican effort in #Congress to investigate #POTUS & his family, & helped spark what is now a House #impeachment inquiry into #Biden.

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Japan, China Funds Sold Record Amount of US Stocks Last Year

Funds from Japan and China offloaded a record amount of US stocks in 2023 to cash in on double-digit returns offered by the market. #press

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-02-16/japan-china-funds-sold-record-amount-of-us-stocks-last-year?utm_source=press.coop

US seizes weapons shipment headed from Iran to Houthi-controlled areas in Yemen

U.S. forces seized an advanced weapons shipment from Iran headed to Houthi-controlled areas in Yemen, according to the U.S. Central Command statement on Thursday.   The U.S. forces found over 200 packages of lethal weapons on a vessel intended to support the Houthis that have been... #press

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4471455-us-seizes-weapons-shipment-iran-houthi-controlled-yemen/?utm_source=press.coop

Boot 'em! Not a fan of this concessionaire.

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/management-issues-at-oregons-crater-lake-prompt-feds-to-consider-terminating-concession-contract/

Jon Stewart returned to the air and split sides with a rant about undeniable truth that both Biden and Trump are exceedingly old and therefore both men share the same burden of proving their competence to the electorate. “What the f@ck are we doing?” was the gist of it.

No spring chicken, Stewart ought to know that the consequences of the two options being so radically different, it’s wrong to put them on the same decrepit plane.

So, yeah, D-minus out of the gate.

https://youtu.be/NpBPm0b9deQ?si=K3glqTOQDOrP5bhJ

Age, in other words, is now beside the point. The two (presumptive) nominees are pulling in utterly different directions toward completely different visions of the future, and any schtick that occludes that fact, has to be called out for what it is.

Dangerous nonsense.

GOP’s Bribery Claims Against Biden Unravel As FBI Informant Indicted For False Statements https://politizoom.com/gops-bribery-claims-against-biden-unravel-as-fbi-informant-indicted-for-false-statements/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Special counsel charges FBI informant with lying to the bureau about Hunter and Joe Biden

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/15/special-counsel-charges-fbi-informant-with-lying-to-the-bureau-about-hunter-and-joe-biden.html?__source=androidappshare

2 counts of providing false information