Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

chicken levels are currently at 59% but fluctuating wildly

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RT: @zeteo_news Christiane Amanpour didn’t mention David Ellison in her exit announcement, but she didn’t have to. Plus, will CBS News punish Bari Weiss-fav Jan Crawford for breaking CBS rules with her Abdul El-Sayed post in the latest 'Rageabait' from @justinbaragona

https://zeteo.com/p/amanpours-cnn-exit-leaves-staffers

AAAHHHHHHHHH

@catsalad Was it my fault when I named my orange cat Violet back in the mid-nineties? 🫣

video game levels are 25% and rising

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#2050BreakingNews

The Ghostbuster Team was called to exorcise a ghost that kept screaming through the halls of the West Wing that he was still President and that his veep was Robert E. Lee.

Russia continues to target Ukrainian emergency crews. FPV drones damaged two rescue vehicles in Kramatorsk and a fire engine near Zaporizhzhia as it returned from extinguishing a fire.

Russian forces regularly attack the emergency workers responding to strikes and fires across Ukraine.

📷Ukraine’s State Emergency Service

But please, liberal media, tell me more about how Troy Jackson shouldn’t have told Susan Collins to ‘shut up’

Civility lessons from the party of Laura Loomer. Beyond parody.

RT: @shadihamid I agree that Zohran is “secular to the bone. But public figures, especially Muslims, shouldn’t have to prove their secularity in order to be accepted as good enough. In fact, Zohran’s dad wrote a book precisely about this titled “Good Muslim, Bad Muslim”

A man with a 3.0% alcohol intake attacked a train conductor. She ended up in the hospital, the railways canceled connections https://www.byteseu.com/2470262/ #SlovakRepublic #Slovakia #SlovenskáRepublika #Slovensko

Czech complicity in the genocide of Palestinians was discussed in the Chamber of Deputies https://www.byteseu.com/2470268/ #ČeskáRepublika #Czech #CzechRepublic #Czechia

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Treasure Hunt Island

teeth levels are 80% and steady

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#FreudianSlipASongOrPoem

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovelier than me.

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(•_•)
<) )╯all the fedi ladies
/ \

(•_•)
( (> all the fedi homies
/ \

if you like it then
you shoulda
put a boost on it

(•-•) _ no boosts no
<) )╯ oh oh oh
/ \

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I think there are three generations now that couldn't tell you what this is, or its function.
And they'd better stay off my damn lawn, too.

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Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database. Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil. Repeat: This is not a daffodil.

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A hem...
For all you seamstresses/tailors out there.

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I tried to blow my shoe horn but all I got were footnotes.