Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

If I become a billionaire, I’ll buy that well-known facial tissue brand whose name is virtually a generic noun. I’ll lay off all the slackers and leeches who don’t actually make the product. I’ll reformulate the recipe to use reclaimed sawdust to save on costs, and personally redesign the boxes with graphics from violent video games. For incentive the only retail boxes will be limited to 60 tissues; for larger boxes you’ll have to buy an $8/month subscription. And I’ll change the name to J.

Some joker subscribed me to the US conservative website National Review. It is like looking at the world but in negative, upside-down, and with a prescription for shortsightedness when one’s eyes would be otherwise fine.

You know you’re doing something right when she’s all, Oh, you’re there. Cool, whatevs. 🥰

#Earthquake (#deprem) M2.0 strikes 21 km SE of #Kozan (#Turkey) 9 min ago. More info: http://m.emsc.eu/?id=1533133

Abandoned 'Island of Death' where 160,000 plague victims died now loved by tourists...
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/dark-tourists-flock-abandoned-island-30535401

I’m 😔 mostly monolingual but boosting cool toots I read via machine translation

The sunset view from here is nothing short of magical.

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That there is a taxi in Tijuana that is sounds like it is a great deal of fun to ride in...

That you got to be free

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There must be some way out of here

Bob Dylan—All Along the Watchtower
Jimi Hendrix cover too

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#60sMusicTaughtMe that we'll have fun,fun,fun, 'til her daddy takes the T-bird away.
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#60sMusicTaughtMe that There is a Rose in Spanish Harlem
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We are stardust.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26LYjMww0GY

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#JoniMitchell

#60sMusicTaughtMe that I'm a daydream believer and everybody needs somebody to love.
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If your band takes a journey to the center of the mind, your guitar player might come back MAGA

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#TheAmboyDukes #TedNugent #USpol

https://youtu.be/mrUH9pGk90w

One is the loneliest number

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE

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