Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
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Said one elevator to the other: “Are you going up to the party at the penthouse?”
The other: “No, I can’t. I think I’m coming down with something.”
…Yes. I overheard the elevators talking to each other while taking the elevator.
This is not at all an attempt to use this rare opportunity to deploy a corny joke.
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What's the odds the elevator breaks down and you go into labor, and we ended giving birth at the same spot of conception?
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"...and that is why you don't put baby in the corner!"
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I'm a licensed pilot. Watch me fly this thing.
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Ground floor perfumery,
stationery and leather goods,
wigs and haberdashery
kitchenware and food...going up...
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Second floor carpets,
travel goods and bedding,
material, soft furnishings,
restaurant and teas. Going down...
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I'm sorry. I can't do that, Dave.
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Quit pushing my buttons!
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Let me tell you my movie idea between here and your floor.
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Why are they piping in "Miss Otis Regrets?"
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GET YOUR DAMN HAND OUT OF MY POCKET!!!
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You are not Jerry Reed or Shel Silverstein, so don't even think about singing "She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft" in here. This is an elevator, not your shower stall.
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His name is Elisha. He's the original Otis. You see, this one's haunted.
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How is he going to trademark an 'X'?!
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Source: CBC #news #novascotia
Algae blooms close multiple #halifax-area beaches
The municipality is now urging residents to know what they and their pets are getting into when they go for a swim. The CBC's Paul Palmeter has more.
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**Data sharing barriers**
Sharing research data is crucial for scientific progress, but researchers encounter obstacles such as limited infrastructure, confidentiality concerns, and ownership of data. These challenges hinder collaboration and innovation. To overcome these obstacles, researchers must work together and establish policies that enhance open and transparent data sharing. #CrossPostedFromMastodon
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‘Nixon All Over Again’: Leon Panetta Argues New Trump Charges Are Clear Evidence of a Cover-Up That Will Bring Trump Down https://www.mediaite.com/politics/nixon-all-over-again-leon-panetta-argues-new-trump-charges-are-clear-evidence-of-a-cover-up-that-will-bring-trump-down/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon
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Make Use Of: How to Block a Website on Safari https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-block-website-safari/ #Tech #MakeUseOf #TechNews #IT via @morganeogerbc #ParentingandTechnology #ParentalControl #InternetFilters #SafariBrowser #iPhoneTips #MacTips #Mac
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AHHHHH!!! IT WORKED!!! Decoding #radiosondes #wx #hamradio (thanks to @J !) #SDR
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
