Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

Australian rules football but all the players wear hobble-dresses.

#RuinASport

#HashItOut 

#HashtagGames

Greyhound racing with vintage Greyhound buses.

#RuinASport

#HashItOut 

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College wrestling refereed by Gym Jordon.

#RuinASport

#HashItOut 

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Fencing with pool noodles

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#HashItOut

Tootball. (Possibly the official sport of Mastodon?)
#RuinASport #HashtagGames

Cricket cricket.

Just like the regular game, but the pitch is covered in, well, you know, crickets.

#RuinASport
#HashItOut
#HashtagGames

American Football but the ball is a big gummy bear.

#RuinASport
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut

Foot Ball

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#HashTagGames

Golf game was going great until that gopher exploded on the 9th Green ...
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#RuinASport
#HashItOut
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#Caddyshack

🤦🏻‍♀️”Former Arizona GOP gubernatorial nominee Kari Lake is staffing up for a Senate campaign in anticipation of an October launch, making Arizona ground zero to replay — and relitigate — GOP losses in the last two elections.”

https://www.axios.com/2023/08/08/kari-lake-arizona-senate-race-campaign-election

Groomers.

“A group of #LGBTQ+ veterans who were kicked out of the military because of their sexual orientation filed a federal civil rights suit on Tuesday over the Defense Department's failure to grant them honorable discharges or remove biased language specifying their sexuality from their service records following the repeal of "don't ask, don't tell" in 2010.”

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lgbtq-veterans-civil-rights-lawsuit-pentagon-discriminatory-discharges/

Those Conservatives looking to ban Shakespeare from classrooms because they’ve deemed his works raunchy and too sexual should take a moment or two to check out the internet browser cache of their own teens.

Thank you Ohio for saying no to fascism.
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#ohio #postcard

#Poland to send additional 2,000 troops to #Belarus border: minister

https://breaking.iavian.net/article/342443

World Bank suspends lending to Uganda over new anti-#LGBTQ law - UPI.com

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2023/08/09/World-Bank-Suspends-Uganda-lending/6271691576271/

Arizona activists move for vote to put abortion rights in state constitution https://www.rawstory.com/arizona-abortion-activism/

Cannon’s into obstruction.

Via Zoe Tillman:

Judge #Cannon [STILL] says no to media's request to bring electronics into the Fort Pierce courthouse for tomorrow's arraignment on the superseding indictment in the classified docs case against #Trump (he won't be there, waived appearance), Walt #Nauta and Carlos #DeOliveira #legal #TrumpIndictment #Florida

😢🔥#Maui officials say a #wildfire in historic Lahaina town has burned parts of one of the most popular tourist areas in #Hawaii. Rescuers pulled a dozen people escaping smoke and flames from the ocean

https://breaking.iavian.net/article/342458