Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

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FLEAS

Adam
Had 'em

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The simplest matters won't come straight,
For once I wooed a maid named Meg
And very nearly married Kate;
My life is like a scrambled egg.

#DonMarquis

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Twas an elderly mother spider
Grown gaunt and fierce and gray
With her little ones crouched beside her
Who wept as she sang this lay

Curses on these here swatters
What kills off all the flies
For me and my little daughters
Unless we eats we dies

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While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning,
Mourning for my dear amour;
" 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"

Quoth the server, 404. "

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The hand may be quicker than the eye

But it's the nose that runs

#WilliamSaroyan

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There was a young belle of Natchez
Whose garments were always in patchez.
...When comment arose
...On the state of her clothes,
She drawled, When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez!

#OgdenNash

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One thing that literature would be greatly the better for

Would be a more restricted employment by the authors of simile and
metaphor.

#OgdenNash ,on the topic

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Well I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy's a pistol, I'm a son-of-a-gun

#RogerMiller

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Roses are red
Violets purple
Sugar is sweet
And so is maple surple.

#RogerMiller

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Icky Becky soda cracker
Does yo mama chaw tobaccer