Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
That's TAMALE folks! Don't @ me. I know. Damn phinger pharbt.
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The can stocker was working his way through college to become a meteorologist. One of his prognostications came out thus:
It'll be chili today, but hot tomale.
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There was a rumble in the Produce department when a pair of lettuce heads got to whining about the potatoes as referees because when it came to a friendly game of Squash, they were all eyes.
And they whined all the louder when they found that the corn was all ears--then they REALLY raised a racket.
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The tubers must have come from overseas, delivered by Popeye. When customs asked about any declarations, they all declared "I yam what I yam!"
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After the weekend shopping rush was over, Romaine got plastered again at the salad bar.
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It's always a good idea to avoid the aisle marked Canned Meat if you want to block Spam.
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Dial-up internet was better #56kForever
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#GroceryStoreRumors #HashtagGames 30% of all supermarket foods are made of the same stuff as the packets they come in.
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#grocerystorerumors has it that #ElonMusk was seen in the candy section. Allegedly he assumed some chocolate bars were making fun of his renaming some #network ...
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Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
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Donald Trump is in the bakery aisle because he's toast.
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Cucumbers are the larval stage of watermelons
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When you heroically return your own cart workers in the back all stand on chairs and chant “Oh Captain, My Captain!”
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They rearrange stuff all the time just to fuck with me.
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If a Brussels Sprout rolls onto a produce misting nozzle overnight it’s a cabbage by morning.
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Never buy a snow-cone from the stall next to the fish counter.
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They see you coming.
They know which shopping cart you’re going for.
And they bust one of the wheels on it just so they can laugh when you struggle to push the cart straight down the aisles.
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When two supermarkets are placed within a mile of each other they mate and produce a litter of convenience stores.
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You know Artie in produce? What finally made him snap is no one would lend him a dollar at lunch for the vending machines. So he strangled 3 co-workers!
The next morning the headline read, “Artie Chokes Three For A Dollar At Safeway”.
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Store brands are made in the same factories with the same ingredients as name brands by the name brands themselves. Pass it on.
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
