Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
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There's no way you can out-villain Prigozhin, Gru, and your minions won't submit to Russian military command, either.
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Natasha, it's time to give up on Boris. Besides, Putin's gonna send him to Ukraine if he hasn't already.
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Mr. Peabody, please keep Sherman on a leash. Thank you.
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Hey Bulwinkle, how about you pull your head outta your hat.
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I know it's hard, R2D2, but it helps to remember that you are NOT another fine product of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. Marvin is.
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007, go check into a health clinic and get checked for STDs.
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Leave Twitter immediately.
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Get a name, horse! You could be in Hollywood instead of this sweltering desert.
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If you're the only person of color in a horror movie, LEAVE NOW!
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Don't adopt exotic pets you don't know how to take care of.
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Hey, you're in a movie called, ''Risky Business'', take a hint. Put on your damn pants and leave your friend's dad's priceless car alone. If high school is too boring, get a job, do some volunteer work.
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You really should go into business, Heimlich, marketing whatever secret you have for eating til you're stuffed, then sleeping for a few weeks, then wake up so beautiful.
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Skip the prom, Carrie.
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Don't buy a bigger boat.
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Dilbert, Dogbert, Catbert: it's time to have an intervention for Scott.
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Be mindful that lately you've been spending more of your timeline with space matters, not time matters, Doctor. The universe will start calling you a spacelord wannabe if you don't get your act together.
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Bruce, I hate to break this to you, but we *all* know the muscles are molded in your costume. You know how you always know when a guy’s dyeing his beard? That’s ptretty much your Bat suit’s six-pack and biceps.
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
