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Title: I am Groot
I am seeking: I am Groot
Career: I am Groot
Religion: I am Groot
Politics: I am Groot
Hobbies: I am Groot
Turn-ons: I am Groot
My perfect match: I am Groot
"Open to a partner who already has children." ~ Pennywise
Single male Great White Shark seeks single female. Must like swimming along the reef and eating tourist. Meet me of the main swimming beach of Amity Island this summer.
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Looking for an elderly mutt for quiet but perky companionship as long as her name isn't Benji too. It's taken me this long, since the 1970s, to avoid all the other Benjis running around out there.
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Widow and widower looking for a companion type mate rather than a companion matey, and I just discovered that I can regenerate into a person I've been before. Prefers the open-minded who won't be surprised if my dead wife shows up and says "Hello Sweetie" from some previous time because she jumps like that.
Hello. I'm The Doctor.
hello, dating app. I'm catherine linton, I live in wuthering heights. I'm quiet, thou feisty, and I love to stroll the west yorkshire moors. looking for companionship. anyone named heathcliff need not reply.
Male. Orange. Furry.
Hates Mondays, loves lasagna, might torment your dog. Looking for love, as in someone to clean my litter box and be constantly ignored except when I feel like it.
I am forrest gump. dating is like a box of chocolates. you never know which one is gonna melt in your hand.
Sure I have a humpback, but ladies, you should see my Hump Front
PROS:
Very affectionate (some might say too affectionate)
My language is the poetry of romance
Strong personality (you won’t forget me)
Gets confused for a cat ALL THE TIME
CONS:
Cancelled everywhere
Looking for soft-spoken, quiet evenings and afternoons and mornings and nights? With someone attentive who can read your thoughts, or at least your lips?
I’m HAL 9000, call me.
I'm jail bait. --Juliette
You and me are going places! Looking to be a dynamic part of a power couple.
Looking for my Queen Kong.
...and I work as a police detective.
Oh, and one more thing....
I’m clinically insane for Cocoa Puffs. Interested?
I'm an out of work engineer. Looking for a gal that can disregard what my creator did and love me (not him) for who I am.
Name: Dilbert
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.