Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

Chia Pet Reincarnation Store: We rescalp your chia pet replacing the greens with your preferred material.

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Missing Sock Alchemist

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Dog House Christmas Light Installer

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We reconvert colorized films back to luxurious black and white.

At Color-Less Inc, our motto is “Screw You, Ted Turner—Back To The Past.”

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Small Appliance Repair Shop

(It's odd for the 2020s!)

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UberBleats

Windows 95 Computer Programing

"Floppies accepted!"

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Artificial Intelligence fluffer.

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Artisanal cell-phone–screen cracker

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Notch Puncherz

Did you eat too much this Thanksgiving? Well come over and add a new notch to your belt.

Missing Puzzle Piece Alchemist

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Professional Slapper

…follows you around and slaps you in the face whenever you’re about to make a stupid decision.

This time of year, they’re very busy slapping people who are about to make impulse purchases of things they don’t need just because of a Black Friday sale.

I suggest we have them work at the voting booths next November.

Triangle Tuning

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Personal Soundtrack Minstrels

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Air Guitar Shop

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Wish I could take credit for ...

Red Wigglers, the Cadillac of worms!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8K4mK7R9zSA

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