Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
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In international news, there are reports of Tokyo getting attacked by a giant lizard. National Inquirer speculates that this is what the Manhattan Project was secretly working on.
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We lead off this broadcast with the high number of complaints filed with the police about a domestic disturbance. There's a man in one of the flats that keeps yelling
STELLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Our top story tonight, two musicians cause chaos in downtown Chicago causing 100 police car pileup.
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Breaking News: Problems develop at site of future innovative animal park. More as story develops.
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The Pink Panther Diamond has been stolen. Again. Inspector Clouseau is on the case.
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Scientists have announced the discovery of a previously unknown continent.
Speculation has it that the continent may have been lost through some sort of geologic or tidal actions.
(From any number of movies, but my favorite stars Cesar Romero)
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Sequel to #Barbie in development: Everyone gets an Oscar!
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Local farmer replaces corn with baseball field after hearing voice in his head.
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News At 9: a government official encountered a funny thing on the way to the forum.
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There have been reports of some person dressing up like a bat and attacking criminals. Full coverage on the 6 O'clock news.
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Grease is the word.
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The Grinch steals Christmas, recants, and returns everything! DA promises grand jury will be seated. Film at 11.
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"Poor Slob Without a Name" gets a name: Tiffany
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This just in! Unlicensed mechanics void vehicle warranty!
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Some Like it Hot Off the Presses
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Breaking: UFOs have arrived at Earth. They are hanging in the air in exactly the same way that bricks don't.
https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Vogon_Constructor_Fleet
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G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
