Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
Don't you know that I'm the man
Understand
I'm the only one who can
I'm the man who'll make you glad
Medicine Man
Void where prohibited by law.
The one thing that's certain about this shirt is that it's not too sexy for you.
My boomerang won't come back.
I demand a refund.
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The Warrantreaty: Set My Soul On Fire for the insurance claim
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Get Back!
Get Back!
Get back to where I bought you from!
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Your Sunset Grill Is Recalled - Don Henley
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I fought the fine print and the fine print won
If you're not happy with your doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo, send it back for a full refund.
Chick a boom, chick a boom,
You're gonna just love it
Or your money back.
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Return to sender with proof of purchase
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“Breaking Glass,” Leaks, Cracked Foundations, Broken AC—It’s all covered with a David Jones home warranty!
—David Bowie
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Get Your Miss New Booty NOW and see results INSTANTANEOUSLY !! - Bubba Sparxx 😅
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"You've Lost That Loving Feeling - and it wasn't even insured..."
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My Pledge of Love
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"NEVER, My Love! (And if ever, you get a full refund...)
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Baby Got Money Back Guarantee
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Under Coverage Angel
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
