Crigl @Crigl@social.cleverlibre.org

love to look at cheap second hand TVs and find one that actually looks good only to read the description and find that there's no model number listed, the volume is stuck at 100%, and goatse is burned into the screen

I am literally frozen trying to come up with something that would be even half as funny as this headline

your timeline has been blessed by the Pigeon of Light and Dark

Just a reminder

I want this in my room

its almost like turning one of the most basic necessities of all human activity into an open air casino wasnt a very good idea

I'm extremely pleased to launch Run Your Own Social: How to run a small social network site for you friends.

This is a guide book to running a small, tight-knit federated social network server. It comes from my year of experience running Friend Camp. It's focused largely on SOCIAL solutions, though it does touch on the technical.

I've tried to keep it technology-neutral, and it should be a pretty easy read for anyone who's been on the fediverse for a while.

https://runyourown.social/

Well you see Mr. Sanders what you said about 3 people having more wealth than the entire bottom half of the U.S. was incorrect because the bottom half, once you take debt into account, actually has no wealth at all. Thus rendering your entire comparison meaningless.

thinking about how bizarrely confrontational david lynch's video of his recipe for quinoa is

every single person on single cooking related show ever made:
"i grew up in a (literally any ethnicity) family so food was very important to us"

Aslan? You mean God's fursona?

bringing my yugioh deck to the poker world championships. those fuckers won't know what hit em

"Will someone think of the landlords who own 150 apartments?"

Hard NO.

any time i have a social event coming up, i make sure to check out a random wikipedia page beforehand. then i steer every conversation towards walruses or whatever the fuck i've just read up on

As much you need to support and care for the people around you at the end of the day you need to prioritise yourself and not caring for yourself will likely just impact your ability to care for others.
Which is why I wash my hands before I go to the toilet and not after. Sorry.

The best part of E3 was when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez walked out on the stage surrounded by U.N. troops and decreed that gaming was cancelled for eternity.