Crigl @Crigl@social.cleverlibre.org

I wanted to find the place where he did it to em and all I had to type into google maps was ‘where’ and it popped up immediately

I'm always cautious about making political predictions, but my prediction for the 2020 presidential debate is Joe Biden and Donald Trump will go forehead to forehead and press their melting faces into each other until they squish into a single piss-colored blob, writhing in a shitty suit, and then, in a landmark moment of bipartisan unity, both parties will agree to run the piss-blob for president.

you watch one fucking "joe rogan explains post nut syndrome" video and suddenly your recommendations are all drawings of historical guys in front of backdrops talking about how leftists are racist against the pope

del taco is short for delete taco. this vile and dangerous organization must be stopped.

thank goodness clothing is never made out of either of those

me: i wonder why brands are so uptight about controlling what people do with their characters

me after i spend time on mastodon and now associate the character of garfield with leftist theory and horrible bodily fluid shitposting: oh thats why

here's a little leftist ideology primer for any newbies out there (remember, its ok not to know this stuff!):

marxist = gay
anarchist = bisexual
leftcom = asexual
posadist = sapio sexual

into the wild blue yandere

there's been some resistance to the idea of application signup by default on instances because it might kneecap growth of the fediverse overall but also like what if rapid growth is not something that is worth prioritizing

"Social media is so people are forced to listen to you" is such a sad opinion

Old ladies who publicly scold strangers for being assholes are the most punk it is possible to be.

we need to make changing your name common and accepted to help the poor cis kids who were saddled with names like Jack Dick and think they're just stuck with it forever

Remind all liberals, when the left looked like this the right supported gun control. There were also no mass shootings, no concentration camps, and wages reached the highest point in US history.

Teacher: "Deb..Deborah?"
My child: "that's not my name.."
Teacher: "Oh, what is it?"
My child: *mumbles*
Teacher: "what was that?"
My child: "Debian..my name is Debian.."

I'm sorry that the bond you share with your dad as a son isn't as strong as the bond I share with your dad as a co-host on his gardening podcast

how fucked would it be if they reveal the first ever self driving car and its the crazy frog invisible motorcycle

That classic Italian expression “my mommy”

Any system that doesn’t follow the structure of “from each according to their ability, to each according to their need” is unjust to those with lesser abilities or greater needs

And dispose of the thought of determining anyone else’s abilities or needs, now or ever. The solution will never be to categorize and individually diagnose every single condition that might affect someone’s ability, giving Latin names to the ones that you decide deserve respect and telling everyone else to suck it up and stop being lazy

Radical disability/neurodiversity justice is guaranteeing access to all material needs to everyone, and making all labor and activities voluntary and consensual. No one should have the power to decide what or how much someone needs, or what or how much someone should provide. No one should have the power to decide who’s “gaming the system” or “just being lazy”

The able-bodied, the neurotypical, and those who suffer from allism can feel free to boost this