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cursed thought, B**mer is a Slur 

Boomer with a Hard R

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Have you been the victim of wage theft? Report it! I've actually met some of the folks who work in the Wage and Hours Division of the U.S. Department of Labor, and they are passionate and skilled public servants. They may be able to help you. No matter how little has been stolen from you, don't let your boss get away with it:

dol.gov/whd/howtofilecomplaint

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Here's a fun fact: conservative estimates of annual wage theft committed in the United States eclipses all annual property crime combined, including robbery and burglary. Which do you think is policed more heavily?

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gender reveals have killed more people than antifa

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the pope is now tatse-testing new doritos flavor blasted communion wafers

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when the future president of the united states busts out that scalding hot tea, she goes full spillary clinton!!!

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Pythagoras was a fucking horndog, guaranteed. no normal person is that excited about shapes

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People ask me all the time, "Larry, what's the secret to a long life?" and I always tell them the same thing, "Be sure to hate someone sincerely with every fiber of your being and work your hardest to see them dead!!"

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Step off Eugene!!

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Every generic youtube tech guy 

*Lengthy Adobe After Effects Intro Clip* "Hey what's up you guys, this is [Sean, Spencer, Garret, fucking whatever], and welcome to [white dude name] tech [central/hub/HQ some other bullshit]. Today I'm gonna show you how to change your password in Windows 10. But before we begin, be sure to [five minutes of self-promotion and needless setup before they give you the actual tech tip, which takes 8 seconds]... So lemme know what you think in the comments..."

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'an italian is never late, bilbo baggins, ya jamoke. nor is he early. he arrives precisely when he freakin means to' - james gandalfini

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Imagine what kind of brain worms one must have to look at Hong Kong, Chile, and police brutality at home in the US and say "Only cops and the military have guns. btw im a leftist :blobderpy: "

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this site is getting better and many blame the piano that was dropped on eugens head

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