Crigl @Crigl@social.cleverlibre.org

shazam for smells

It's weird to think that for thousands of years the only music you heard was what the one guy who lived down the road could play on his mandolin or whatever.

just read the word "twinkling" and thought "ah, a small twink" I'm logging off forever

the difference between twitter and mastodon is that on twitter people are engaging with idiots who think the Civil War was about "states' rights", whereas on mastodon we have a sophisticated debate over whether the loch ness monster has a high enough sperm count to impregnate me

so many energies in this screenshot

as the bro flies

asking guests in my home to take their shoes off so they can fully experience my extremely sticky floors

Never gets old

fun fact: the german article “die” is read by most english trained algorithms as "die"

this legitimately means you can get a 12 hour ban for talking about "the boomers" auf deutsch on birdsite

Honestly if anyone's gonna solve the impossible programming problem of the century, it's not gonna be a silicon valley startup looking to optimise their subscription-based ingredient delivery service, it's gonna be the guy who makes dwarf fortress because one day he decided to try and implement something like randomly generated recessive genetic disorders in sheep

As promised, mastodon.social code of conduct has been updated to add "casteism and advocation of casteism" to the list of explicitly prohibited offenses

coming up with a elaborate scheme to trick our friends from india into posting recipes

i have information that will lead to the bimbofication of donald trump

holy
shit

the way they teach you about "non violent movements" in history class is propaganda designed to make you believe that resistance is an intellectual and performative undertaking

Dwarf fortress is infinitely interesting to me because it's about two guys we spent twenty years making the most elaborate and detailed worldgen simulator ever known so that you can watch an ascii smiley face get murdered by the letter g

I won’t block ISIS. The way to defeat them is in the marketplace of ideas. I look forward to the debate

dude you're acting like a freakin sausage right now.... you're on your wurst behaviour