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EvilK boosted

Me: In the 70’s lots of my high school friends were joining up but I simply refused to participate in any fashion.

Her: Vietnam?

Me: No, Disco.

EvilK boosted

Believe it or not, I'm not a political pundit! Dammit Jim, I'm a guitar teacher, not a commentator!

I give guitar lessons ONLINE during the pandemic (which is STILL HAPPENING...). $80 a month for 4 30 minute lessons regularly scheduled once a week via Facetime, Skype or Zoom.

I've been teaching #guitar full time for over ... 3 decades. Past students have become signed major label artists, toured the world, appeared on national mainstream network tv, etc. etc....

I"m a much better #guitarist and #teacher than I am online political cajoler. If one has a guitar laying in the corner, consider picking it up...

Email me chip@chipmcdonald.com

EvilK boosted

Me: I’m so happy

Universe: *cracks knuckles* we’ll see about that

I once took accounting classes. One night after class the instructor told me that I had an aptitude and he'd like to offer me a position. I told him "No offense, but I'd rather poke my eye out with a pencil."
Fast forward several decades and I'm trying to convince customers that the report isn't broken, it doesn't show anything because they haven't entered any data.
Shouldn't take three days, right?

@ashinillinois@lor.sh
That's why I moved to Florida.
Look at the weather for DFW!

@vw@lor.sh
Resembles the bridge at the Hoover Dam.
I guess going over a gorge is a one-size-fits-all bridge,

When you needed the best, and the best was strange, you took what you could get.
-Michael Anderle

@sirilyan
If you ever get a chance to see the Pinky POV, it's well worth keeping.

EvilK boosted

I just saw a chicken toting a Chanel bag so I’m starting to question these egg prices

@Madhattermommy
Hatters run in my family.
Fisrt one was in St. Louis in 1845.

EvilK boosted

my body is NOT a temple. it is a STORAGE UNIT for my REGRETS

@dabertime
My dad is all that I have left.
Since his 4th wife died, he moved in with my sisters.

EvilK boosted

Telling my Twitter followers I'm heading over to Mastodon for a pack of cigarettes and I'll be right back and then deleting my account

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