EvilK @EvilK@social.cleverlibre.org

I love when corporations go under because it gives me a chance to pad my resume.

Hell yeah, I was the vice president of Circuit City, who the hell are you going to call to check?

me: I’ve had a really bad day and all I want is a good cuddle and for you to tell me that everything is going to be OK

him: *cocking a shotgun* just pay for your beer and get out of my bar, sir

Never.

Hey girl, are you fireworks?

Because you’re pretty, loud, and you scare dogs and children

Act normal as you read this and boost if you are pretty sure the squirrels are up to something.

There’s a day of hate being planned against Jews for the 25th. Some shitheads on Telegram are calling for it. I have no idea if anything will happen or not, but people want it to happen. They want more pogroms, more massacres. Check in with your Jewish friends. This shit is getting worse and we are not okay

@rbreich You have your priorities mixed up... people making more than everyone else, no matter the extent is **not** the issue. It only detracts from the real issue, which is the quality of living of the poorest people below the poverty line.

Wealth is not a pie, a fixed thing with only so much to go around. One person having more does **not** mean someone else has to have less. Wealth is something constantly being created and destroyed, the real question is why arent the poor able to create wealth.

Hedgehogs!

Why can’t they just share the hedge?

On my tombstone I want it to say: Thoughts and prayers didn’t help one bit.

If this message reaches you, the universe wants you to know that you are doing your absolute best! Keep on doing what you do, the way you do it, and don't forget to rest! With rested mind and body, you will do even better!

So tired of society's rules. That's it, from now on, whenever I eat something, I'm starting from the middle.

Twitter: "Hi, we're run by a cryptofascist who reinstates the accounts of literal nazis while suspending those of press. We'll keep randomly taking away features with no notice and limiting your visibility until you pay us a monthly fee, which you can only do in a handful of countries. Vaccines are bad, the election was rigged, and we love Putin!"

Mastodon: "Hi! You need to choose a server and our DM UX is a little iffy."

Users: "NEVER BEFORE HAVE I FACED A CHOICE THIS HARD"