EvilK @EvilK@social.cleverlibre.org

This is a good thread about ChatGPT, AI, and how one should not blindingly believe their results.

Happy Ramadan to my Muslim friends 🌙

Happy Passover to my Jewish friends ✡️

Happy Easter to my Christian friends 🐣

Happy Vaisakhi to my Sikh friends ❤️

Happy Hanuman Jayanti to my Hindu friends 🌝

Happy Mahavir Jayanti to my Jain friends ☮️

Happy Days to my secular friends 😊

Much love to my friends of all of all faiths and no faith. Pass it on!

Getting my children to call me is an exercise in futility until today, when my son unintentionally Zelle'd me 180 bucks. I've seen less urgency for an accidental sliced off finger.

This day in history. 1968. Simon and Garfunkel released Mrs Robinson which was originally a salute to a booming industry.

One word. Plastics.

Me: Yes! Early night! So tired.

Body: It's too quiet. Here are some weird pains that could be a heart attack.

Me: Stop. That's not a heart attack.

B: How about a dump of adrenaline for no reason.

Me: Seriously.

B: Mmm, anxiety...

Me: I hate you.

For Passover in Wakanda, T’Challa changes his name to T’Matzo. Thank you.

Don’t look for a needle in a haystack. Just buy another needle. Maybe buy two, in case you lose one in that haystack again, you weirdo.

"Hey, can you switch instances? Your admin favorited a joke that I didn't appreciate once. Might need to block you otherwise. Oh, and that crowdfunding platform you use? Back in 2006 they let an organization I don't personally align with use their platform. You should abandon that. Also, -"

Shhhh. Let people enjoy things. I am all for being socially conscious but we can't boycott everything. We are so tired. Please go outside.

Schooling is like warming up and stretching before your life long education begins.

What an incredible shot!
Photo credit: Roy Rimmer

If you press your belly button three times in rapid succession, it restores your personality to the factory setting

Waiter: would you like a little quiche before your main sir?

Me: ok, but no tongue

The older I get, the more I identify with Shaggy and Scooby's snack based motivational system

🚇 Why you shouldn’t hang out at the end of railway tunnels 👇👇

IKEA furniture assembly brings out the best in us - either the skill or swear words.

I think I’m a lizard 🦎
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2365868-lizards-on-a-us-army-base-are-stress-eating-due-to-helicopter-noise/?fbclid=IwAR1MzBW_ZXbajnO1s54STFQFLjk6Me0maotYV3lwWQ1_cfW6VeiMzEOGRdk&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

This was a lot funnier than it deserved...

#meme #LOTR