EvilK @EvilK@social.cleverlibre.org

[three ufos in a trench coat] how about this weather

Me: bing what time is the next local avatar showing?

Bing: your momma's a ho 😊

Pizzeria: The pizza couldn’t get delivered, it came back.
Me: Was it greater than 10MB?

they also never use their turn signals

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Where should we have dinner tonight
I don’t know you decide
Forever until one of us dies

Sons of Bibliography

This day in history. 1633. Galileo faced charges of heresy for saying the planets revolve around the sun. But the Catholic church admitted its error and apologized, in 1992.

Seen.

Doctor: I’m going to write you a prescription. Your insurance probably won’t cover it.

Me: Is there a generic?

Doc: No.

Me: Is there another med that will do the same thing?

Doc. No.

Me: How much is it?

Doc: $1600 a month

Me: So I’m supposed to choose either paying my mortgage or this medicine?

Doc: Isn’t the American healthcare system grand…

This made me actually lol, for real.

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Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.

Happy Birthday, @princesaballena!

(this is not a DM because I want everyone to see and join the celebration!)

Most days I’m just a little lative, and only rarely superlative