EvilK @EvilK@social.cleverlibre.org

Nurses pay their own tuition and work 2300 without pay during their training.

Also, Christopher Chope this you?

"During the expenses scandal of 2009, Chope claimed £136,992 in parliamentary expenses in a year. This included £881 to repair a sofa."

https://nursingnotes.co.uk/news/politics/nurses-should-be-forced-to-pay-their-dues-if-they-leave-the-nhs/

The Ukrainian postal service released a new stamp to mark the one year anniversary of the invasion. It's a Banksy mural with the shorthand “FCK PTN!” in Cyrillic 🇺🇦

Today marks the start of Women's History Month - let's celebrate the amazing contributions of women!

#WomensHistoryMonth

Art by: Karen Hallion

#Mars picks of the day

➡️ @astroptere - NASA JPL systems engineer, works on Perseverance & Curiosity rovers & other missions

➡️ @kevinmgill - NASA JPL engineer & martian photographer

➡️ @debarati - NASA Mars geochemist

➡️ @tom30519 - Engineer & photographer posting about space & Mars

➡️ @PaulHammond51 - Exploration of martian surface

➡️ @65dBnoise - Engineer, info & photos about space, Mars

➡️ @Del_4Ri - Posts about Mars, processes martian images

➡️ @andrealuck - Processes spacecraft photos

The collective noun for a group of children is called a burden.

You know how when everyone is clapping along to the song and you join in and it's fun at first but after a while you're like oh shit do I have to keep this up for the whole song? That's what life is like.

Today's #food schedule:

07:00 Breakfast
09:00 2nd breakfast
11:00 Brunch
12:00 Lunch
13:00 Dunch
15:00 Linner
19:00 Dinner
21:00 Supper
24:00 Midnight snack

#HangoverSunday

Wrinkles are, and I guarantee the French would agree with me on this, stupid

I miss back when I used to go to ballets and get to go to the after party... I was like 10 and my mom was friends with a semi-famous ballerina. So I have this nostalgia aattaches to the after party cause I am just this 10 year old boy around a bunch of beautiful ballarina all sweaty and glowing and getting to meet with each of them and congratulate them on their performance and then them hugging me cause, I was a 10 year old boy... memories.... I want to go to after-show parties again!

Twitter isn’t going to die, it’ll be around for a long time in some sad MySpace fashion, but Mastodon has 99% replaced Twitter for me.

My people are here, we’re engaged and sending interesting bits and stupid memes, and it just works.

As most of you know, our library is being sued by 4 corporate publishers who want to stop the Internet Archive from lending books. The date for oral argument has just been set for March 20.

What's at stake? Lia Holland from @team elaborates: https://www.fightforthefuture.org/news/2023-02-23-statement-major-decision-on-libraries-digital-rights-a-step-closer-on-march-20

the maximum legal price for a hamburger should be $5

Give a man a compliment,
and you feed his ego for a day;
teach him how to fish for compliments,
and you feed his ego for a lifetime.

"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"

"Sir, this is a library."

*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."

Me: some friends are really good listeners
My friends: fuck that, listen to me.

Hey Webster if you love words so much why don’t you Merriam

I love when corporations go under because it gives me a chance to pad my resume.

Hell yeah, I was the vice president of Circuit City, who the hell are you going to call to check?

me: I’ve had a really bad day and all I want is a good cuddle and for you to tell me that everything is going to be OK

him: *cocking a shotgun* just pay for your beer and get out of my bar, sir