EvilK @EvilK@social.cleverlibre.org

Schooling is like warming up and stretching before your life long education begins.

What an incredible shot!
Photo credit: Roy Rimmer

If you press your belly button three times in rapid succession, it restores your personality to the factory setting

Waiter: would you like a little quiche before your main sir?

Me: ok, but no tongue

The older I get, the more I identify with Shaggy and Scooby's snack based motivational system

🚇 Why you shouldn’t hang out at the end of railway tunnels 👇👇

IKEA furniture assembly brings out the best in us - either the skill or swear words.

I think I’m a lizard 🦎
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2365868-lizards-on-a-us-army-base-are-stress-eating-due-to-helicopter-noise/?fbclid=IwAR1MzBW_ZXbajnO1s54STFQFLjk6Me0maotYV3lwWQ1_cfW6VeiMzEOGRdk&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

This was a lot funnier than it deserved...

#meme #LOTR

*brings therapist to family gathering*

Me: See?

Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ

Now, I know for a fact I have 3 kids, but there are 6 friggen bicycle helmets hanging in my garage. Pretty sure the kids have one head each, but will have to confirm in the morning.

ChatGPT doesnt worry me much.. yea it will be abused. We will adapt.

Me searching Amazon: Passover tablecloth

Amazon hoping I’ll convert: Here is a “He has risen” tablecloth with matching placemats and napkins

@freemo

If she directly threatened to make it public unless he paid her, then that's blackmail.

The way these things are usually worked out is that the woman shops her story around to tabloids in a manner so that the target will learn of it. Then the tabloid buys the exclusive rights to the story and it becomes an intellectual property deal and the tabloid then works it out with the target (like selling the rights to them). That's how they usually avoid blackmail law.

That's how Trump did it with another woman, Karen McDougal. (Maybe that's where the whole "Karen" meme started?)

A similar thing happened to David Letterman a couple of decades ago. A boyfriend of his mistress wrote a screenplay about a famous TV personality who had a mistress that exactly paralleled Letterman's situation. He then tried to sell the screenplay directly to Letterman.

Letterman turned the guy into the cops rather than paying the blackmail money and the story was made public.

A statue in Istanbul to honor Tombili, a
famous stray cat. He used to sit in this
position and watch passers-by. #Caturday #MadeMeSmile

After a long night of getting #QOTO gitlab back up and running it is now up and **much** faster than it used to be.. had to completely restructure the volumes.. but now its fast as lightening... enjoy

https://git.qoto.org

Nothing like a spring storm in NJ. It’s like G-d is mad at us for our horrible accents and overuse of hair products.

The schadenfreude is strong with this one

How long until we realise that everything in our life is emotional support shit?