EvilK @EvilK@social.cleverlibre.org

Me in 2013: It’s annoying that everytime I touch the screen it does something.

Me in 2023: it’s annoying if I touch a screen and it does nothing.

I don’t want to “maximise my productivity”, I want to step through a wardrobe and have tea and buttered potatoes with a family of talking beavers.

Therapist: your wife has trouble understanding the way you express yourself

Me: well that's Sheila, always the pancake on the ceiling

The top ten reasons families struggle:

1) not enough money
2) communication/emotional difficulties around not having enough money
3) not enough money
4) not nearly enough money
5) life’s fucking costly
6) not enough goddamn money
7) too few buckareenees
8) insufficient pesos
9) empty bank accounts
10) seriously with the money

I only use incognito mode for asking the questions that are best left a mystery.

A Japanese man rides his bike carrying Soba noodles on his shoulder in Tokyo, 1935. Colourised by u/vorst17735
#MadeMeSmile

Breathe! 🪵🐿️

That time - when you're in the zone - and...

Deep in Florida, an ‘ecological disaster’ has been reversed—and wildlife is thriving.

20 years and $1 billion dollars later much of Florida’s Kissimmee River has been restored to its natural state. 40 square miles of wetlands have been reestablished and rehydrated. A milestone worth celebrating.

#SomeGoodNews

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/article/kissimmee-biggest-river-restoration-ever-completed?utm_source=reddit.com

My poor husband just had to tell me that he would very very much prefer it if I didn’t try to find out if having a whole bunch of those squeeze chickens in different sizes would mean that I could have an actual Rubber Chicken Harmonica

A glory hole but to boop dog noses.

ME: Am I healthy enough for sex
DOCTOR: How did you get into my apartment

If you’re waiting on a service person to show up to your home and you’re getting impatient, either get naked or sit down to have a poop and they’ll be sure to arrive immediately!

If you really can make $10,000 a month working from home, why would anyone take the harder job of nailing those signs to trees?

Take a lil break from the news.

This is what a sunset from space looks like.

Astronaut Alexander Gerst took this photo when he was the Commander of the International Space Station
#Interesting #Space #Perspective

If you can, strive to lead a life filled with joy and wonder, curiosity and hope, and talkative badgers playing dice in sunny meadows behind the ivy covered castle.

The app is doing what it’s designed for 🤷‍♂️

You can’t make an invasive consent-less “parenting app” that’s not a victim control app because the two tasks are not different.

It’s just somehow socially acceptable to subject minors to it, because they are apparently property without rights, not people.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2023/04/06/sex-traffickers-use-parenting-apps-like-life360-to-spy-on-victims/