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The U.S. military shot down an "object" that was flying in territorial waters over Alaska, National Security Council spokesperson John Kirby said Friday afternoon during a White House press briefing. Air Force Brig. Gen. Pat Ryder, a Pentagon spokesperson, said Friday afternoon that the military has located a significant amount of debris from the object, and confirmed that none of the green people that were on the craft were over 4' tall.

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Shambly. It's my new everyword. Everything is shambly. Good tho.

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Server: Do you have room for dessert?
Me: Nope. But that’s never stopped me before.

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I keep seeing articles about Mastodon slumps, and journalists going back to Twitter. Is it fair to say, that maybe Mastodon isn't for journalists, or brands, or even people who want large accounts? Maybe Mastodon is true social media, for people who want to interact and discuss, not be influenced, sold to, or manipulated with cult style tactics and followings. There will always be groups who dislike the idea of the people controlling their own inputs, people who don't like the idea of accessible Administration, and people who don't like the idea that if we don't like a space that we can just move to another one, or even create our own. Individualism is scary to the kind of people who thrive on complacency, and not challenging the status quo.

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Me: don’t talk to me until I’ve had my first cup of coffee

Coworker: it’s 2:30 in the afternoon

Me:

Coworker: you don’t drink coffee do you

Me: you’re still talking

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what if there is a stable version of earth but we are the nightly build

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This day in history. 1941. Australian poet Banjo Paterson who wrote Waltzing Matilda died from an infected billabong.

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This is my step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.

I was never struck by a strong urge to become anything.
I always drifted with the flow, but was never deeply involved in anything.
Good or bad. Except to make money. In the easiest way possible.

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"i wanna come into work, boss, but this goddamn balloon"

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Any Shorts can be Cargo Shorts if you put them on inside out.

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