ta mère @Gilgamesh@social.cleverlibre.org

I'm eager to live in a world where when I cough I don't immediately panic that I'm gonna fkn die in a fortnight. Stay inside, motherfuckers.

Dear Bandits and/or Raiders of the pending apocalypse:
- I can pick locks
- I can make soap
- can brew beer and distill the hard shit
- hard motherfucker, no fucks
- loves to stay inside

This is my dystopian resume. Ready for Wave 2.

"So it is written: Try me, bitch" -Matthew 4:7

moving forward i hope people realize health care workers put themselves at risk for us all the time and not only when there’s a pandemic

I've decided that while I am social distancing I will let the rest of the world worry about the virus. There are plenty of worriers - my worry skills cannot possibly help that much so I am getting reacquainted with my comic book and LP record collection both of which are quite extensive. If anybody asks where I am just tell them I am in the bathroom and I'll be back later.

LMAO i-

the only time you should consider selling your soul is to buy it back at a lower price

I am once again asking for queer book recommendations 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

People can't embed your Instagram photos if you don't publish photos on Instagram.

when someone tries to tell you a state called "Vermont" exists

“where the baby comes out... It's called the mother mouth... yes... and if it doesn't open you have a c section...” overheard on Herrfurth Platz roundabout in Berlin at 11pm on March 9th, 2020

Really like this idea:

Quarantine Stories is a collaborative platform that collects stories of isolation as a result of home-quarantining in efforts to reduce the effects of COVID-19

https://quarantinestories.today/

@mouloud @KnowPresent @shibacomputer any real-time conversation has to deal with hierarchy because you can't all speak at the same time and be heard.

This is my stream-of-consciousness dispatch from the quarantine (part of a growing series with, among others, @entreprecariat (initiator)):
https://networkcultures.org/blog/2020/04/14/dispatches-from-the-quarantine-04-lidia-pereira/

ok, I finally have a synthetic table of what I mean by "user proletarianization" https://networkcultures.org/entreprecariat/the-user-condition-03-user-proletarianization/

Once upon a time, she slithered cleverly above the lake and surprised the nuclear power facility. The creature crawled lazily through the wood and forgot the atomic vector plotter. "Holy cancerous dispersion enumeration specifications!", they exclaimed.

The End.

The reward of love is jealousy. -- Fuller

Credentials for 500,000+ Zoom accounts are being sold on the dark web and hacker forums for less than a penny each, and in some cases, given away for free (Lawrence Abrams/BleepingComputer) - Lawrence Abrams / BleepingComputer:Credentials for 500,000+ Zoom accounts are being sold on the d... more: http://www.techmeme.com/200413/p20#a200413p20

alright i have logged the fuck on

I AM ONLINE