James H McLaren @JamesHMcLaren@social.cleverlibre.org

(In David Attenborough's voice) Here we have the extremely rare and very elusive leopard spider. It not only kills its mate and eats it, it kills anything it can and eats it.

I only remain in Florida to give Soros’s tank division directions to Tallahassee, just in case Google Maps is down that day.

Source: @BigAngBlack
https://mastodon.social/@BigAngBlack@fosstodon.org/110720804452534230

The best part about this is that both Twitter’s heavy debt load and losing 50% of advertising revenue were self inflicted by Elon.

I’m sure being the platform that cuts checks to Andrew Tate and “End Wokeness” will bring the advertisers rushing back.

Dismissing the low taxes myth with a word | The Monitor https://monitormag.ca/articles/dismissing-the-low-taxes-myth-with-a-word/

NEW: Premier Doug Ford says Auditor--General Bonnie Lysyk’s probe in Ontario's #Greenbelt is “out of her scope” and “realm.”

Two Ford family friends and wealthy real estate developers, Michael Rice & Silvio De Gasperis, are fighting in court against participating in the Auditor-General's audit of the #Conservative govt's Greenbelt controversial land swap.

#LiterallyDoingHerJob #ontario #onpoli #topoli #DougFord

One of my favorite #Mastodon pastimes when I'm feeling down is to look at the local or global timeline and find people who are happy about something but aren't getting any boosts or replies.

I give them a virtual high five in the hopes they will feel a little less lonely. ✋

Give it a try. It feels great. 😉

#LoveTheRavines

dear people hired by mayoral candidates to take down election signs

don't be like Mark Saunders' team, who throw signs down into a ravine

don't think we'd notice? don't think we care?

it says a lot about you and your candidate

please, be better

#Toronto #TOpoli

"Sixteen cities across Italy have been issued with red alerts as southern Europe continues to experience fierce heat and faces the possibility of record-breaking temperatures.

Rome, Florence and Bologna are among the areas affected by the heatwave, with forecasters suggesting that Sicily and Sardinia could see temperatures climb as high as 49C (120F), which would be the hottest ever recorded in Europe."

~ Jane Clinton

#ClimateChange #heat #Italy

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jul/15/europe-heatwave-red-alerts-italy-cities-weather

What are your favorite M&Ms?

And this works for all other corporations as well!

Every bunny was Kung Fu fighting

“Bambi? Yeah, I know Bambi. Great guy. Fuckin’ shame what happened to his mom. Crap, I’m sorry. You can bleep that out, right?”

Revealed: Florida Republicans target voter registration groups with thousands in fines

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/13/florida-fines-voter-registration-groups

Titanic reboot but it's on the world's new largest cruise ship, and Jack never finds Rose again after meeting her because the stupid mega boat is simply far too big.

I didn’t even like the original Nazis, why would I like the reboot.

@lilithsaintcrow I died.

“Musk is just so brain-serratingly bad at running an actual business that isn’t two grifts and a government subsidy in a trenchcoat”

#AmazingWorld
#Copenhagen
https://www.facebook.com/groups/WonderfulCopenhagen/permalink/3453564691525341/

Switching parties while in office is a big FUCK YOU to everyone that voted for you. It's a very scummy move.

I was a child, I had childish things. But when I grew up, I was able to afford a lot more childish things. I have way more childish things. I cannot stress how much these rule.